Summer fun for the whole family has become a lil expensive these days. Inflation is causing daddy's eyes to widen when he sees the price of that gallon of orange juice. Mommy doesn't really care that the purse costs more now than it ever did in the last year or so. With the economy continuing to sputter, summer fun for the entire family has become outrageous.
In addition to that hefty price to pay for a popular vacation spot, many families have to deal with screaming children in the back of their oversized van. The 1980s saw the rise of the question: "Are we there yet?" Many children back then couldn't stand being in the car for so long. It drove them nuts. As you might have guessed it, times are a changing and kids these days are not what they were in the good old days. They don't give a shit. Many children now blurt out What the fuck? to describe their displeasure at having to sit in the car for such a long time. The feelings of misery may be the same as they were for kids in the 1980s, but these days parents are dealing with a new type of species with no respect for much of anything except their video game that cost $200.
Parents must be cautious in responding to their children who are showing no tolerance for the long commute to the camp site or amusement park. Some acceptable responses should include:
1) Just a few fucking more minutes... 2) I'm fucking driving... 3) We're going to have a great fucking time. 4) I'm fucking doing the best I can.
Don't be discouraged by your child's gross use of language. He is not only using bad words in your company, but he is probably telling his teacher to fuck off as well.
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