It was not my fault there was a unisex bathroom at my favorite coffee shop. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when the beautiful girl walked out of the bathroom. My jaw dropped at first when she met my eyes but then something changed inside of me. I started inside and was struck by a most horrific odor. I held my breath and then stood over the toilet. Apparently the beautiful girl did not how to flush the commode properly. A chocolate covered raisin circled the bowl while I stood over it. I almost retched but thought about a large field filled with lillies. I regained my composure immediately.
I did my business and finished what she couldn't, pushing down on the lever with a little more force. I then returned to the coffee shop and met her eyes. She knew that I knew. There was no remorse in her eyes. Her chocolate covered raisin victimized me like a poisoned dagger and she resumed sipping on her latte with carefree delight. Got doo? Sure do.
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