It took me weeks to dream up the title of this blog. I believed that Got Doo? was so original that those two words have never been linked together to form a question. It turns out that my thinking was flawed. I searched the internet the other day, and was shocked to discover that some retard had advertised for a service with Got Doo? as his headline.
I would not like to embarrass the person who sought to make money with such a ridiculous question. The man apparently lives on the East coast, and loves to go to people's backyard's to clean up doo piles. He claims that he charges only $15 to clean up piles of dog doo. The man later notes in his post that there will be a slight increase in his fee if the piles are abnormally large. Essentially he doesn't want to be surprised if there are elephants roaming about in a middle class neighborhood.
I am saddened by the news that there is a man out there that takes this hobby very seriously. I am more distraught to learn that he never washes his hands after he gathers up all the doo piles. He simply has a quiet meal at a nearby fast food burger joint and washes his meal down with a tall glass of warm lemonade.
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