Stuffing your sandwich so you can stuff your pie hole...

Sandwich shops have become impossible for me. I think it is time that I refrain from patronizing these chain establishments. The problems are too clear; people do not know how to order a sandwich in a proper manner. What I mean is that people are ordering sandwiches in a way that it makes it impossible for the preparer of the meal to close the bun. The sandwich worker struggles and struggles until he or she puts some weight into the shutting the small loaf of bread. With the toppings dripping out of the sides, the customer grows sad. The customer's eyes were big at first before realizing that it was stupid to order every topping imaginable.

I order a few toppings for my sandwich and grow angry when the person ahead of me is taking advantage of the toppings bar. My sandwich closes easily; there is no mess. I enjoy my meal thoroughly. I do not beg for every topping like a whacky ass; I think it is high time that people think with their heads when ordering a meal. Stuffing sandwiches with every topping will end in a nightmarish situation and will not be good karma at all. A pie hole is a terrible thing to exploit.