People are no longer lending their shoulders for a good cry. While traditional shoulder cries were popular in the 1990s, people today are sick and tired of giving a shoulder to a troubled friend or family member. It is just tough to keep offering a shoulder in such a recession. People are turning a deaf ear and protecting their shoulders from would-be cry babies.
Just because people are taking their shoulders out of realm of affection does not mean the body part is not getting its proper attention. My sister Brent in San Francisco noted that many people are using their shoulder blades as semen depositories. The popular expression cry on my shoulder has morphed into cum on my shoulder. It is not just a phenomenon in San Francisco, but is gaining momentum in other big American cities. Cum on my shoulder has been known to be recession-proof and that is why people can do it leisurely without concern for the economic climate.
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