It appears as though some vagrants are starting up conversations in the elevators these days. The compact space is also no place to open your mouth or raise your hands over head (especially in summer). No one wants to smell your bad breath or take a whiff of your nasty armpits. Everyone knows you put on the deoderant haphazardly like you always do.
My sister Brent claims that some people have started to strike up conversations with him when he is trying to get to the office. One man quipped: "This elevator door looks like a mirror...you could shave here." Brent replied: "Just shut the fuck up." The man zipped it fast and realized he should never engage in a conversation again in such a small area. He could get punched in the face and then whack his head against the wall in the descent. Would anyone find him as he lay in a coma?
Elevators are not social events. There is no need to try to grow your business or make small talk with a person who would like to kick you in the head with all his might. Simply get in, wait for the door to close, and then shut the fuck up. Before you know it you will be on the bottom floor. Wait for the little ding and then make your swift exit to the street. Enjoy your day...just don't try to make a joke on a elevator. No one wants to hear it; you will be looked at like you have no friends or perhaps deemed a pussy.
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