Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dating websites make me giggle...

I am outgoing, ambitious, and have a great sense of humor. My smile is contagious and I am not a loner. I love people and consider myself an extrovert. I have taken these words and rearranged them so that they are my own. An attractive female had put this on her dating profile to attract a male heartthrob. It seems as though men and women alike are making themselves extremely marketable to the opposite sex on these sites. Some single people are also often consulting a thesaurus to create a list that describes their bubbly personality. When they are describing themselves it seems as though they are the picture of perfection. They have used all the positive words that mankind had invented back in the winter 1965 during a blizzard.

I am finding that a lot of these purported wonderful people are turning out to be incredibly introverted and unstable, perhaps on the verge of exhibiting suicidal tendencies. For the sake of mankind I wish that people on dating websites would be honest with themselves and the rest of the lonely singles searching for love in all the wrong places.

In addition to using a thesaurus, many people are putting up deceptive photos. Some of these pictures are taken one hundred yards away from the person's face or perhaps were snapped ten years ago at the pinnacle of the person's great looks. Brent will be the first to tell you that all looks begin to fade at some time. There is no escaping that we are all destined to become shriveled up old crones if we are lucky. Our nursing home beds await...some of our tramp stamps will have wrinkled by then.

For all of the lovesick people on dating websites, please don't describe yourself as the flawless member of the human race. There are imperfections in all of us that are most endearing. Make sure your photograph is visible...and then cross your fingers that your date lasts more than ten minutes. My last one went the distance...almost five minutes.

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