Bachelorette parties go overboard...

Bachelorette parties are getting out of hand with their penises. In many bars throughout this great country a bachelorette party is destined to invade your night out on the town. These bachelorette parties are no strangers to the plastic penis parade. It won't be unusual to be sipping back on your favorite beverage before encountering a pretty lady wearing a penis necklace. It doesn't stop there, but continues with penis cup holders, penis caps, and penis straws. Disgusting.

It is best for men to get out of the way of the blazing penises. These gross displays of male genitalia can ruin any guy's night. Essentially, the prevalence of penises can trigger the gag reflex in a lot of men who are just simply trying enjoy good friends and great conversation. The bachelorette penis glorification shows no signs of slowing down. It has gripped the bar scene like a plague, and really can bring a man's spirits down to the dumps. It's best just to congratulate the bachelorette, tell her that divorce rate is a lil high, and walk away. The plastic penises will not penetrate you.