Many tennis matches over the years have begun with the racquet spin. Players have the choice to call up or down or perhaps shout out a letter...maybe a P or D. It really all depends on the brand of the racquet. Making the right call will allow a person to choose the shady side of the court or elect to serve out the beginning game.
I have been lucky enough to have sat in on some of the new meetings that are attempting to give a new spin to tennis matches. Essentially the tradional racquet spin has become archaic and there needs to be a new exciting way to start a tennis match. Major executives are deciding whether to replace the traditional letters with sayings that are more appropriate with the world today. Even though tennis has been considered a gentleman's game, there has much talk lately to break with the old stereotype to draw in more fans, participants, and all around dick heads.
The bases of some tennis racquets are making the change from the boring capital letters. Some new racquets will include these popular sayings:1) You serve, asshole 2) Fuck your mama 3) Fat ass serves first 4) Lazy bastard 5) Lol...loser It will all depend on how the racquet lands to determine who will be the lucky one and who will be humiliated from the start. It's nice to see tennis companies getting down with the times. Polite behavior is so stupid and no one enjoys it anymore.
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