Falsifying your status update...

Falsifying your status update does not make you cool. It seems that many young and old people alike are doing this to present to the world a picture that is in dark contrast to the reality around them. Some false updates may include: 1) Just found $1000 on the sidewalk 2) Went to the moon last night 3) Won the lottery again...kind of lame 4) Walking on water tonight again 5) Haven't slept in one week...feel great

False status updates are limitless. Why would anyone tell a lie? Status update liars want to make their world seem amazing to the rest of us. Don't believe them. These people also use the bathroom a few times a day, sit in traffic, get fired from their jobs, lose money in the stock market, fail in relationships, get sick, trip over the curb, sneeze, spill milk on the floor, forget things, misplace their keys, watch stupid sitcoms, chew loud, and fart in public. Don't believe that their lives are somehow better because they a create a sentence that sounds pretty. It is most likely a big fat lie and that person probably just locked his or her keys inside of their car. The locksmith didn't just appear like a genie either.