Toefungus75

I recently joined a dating website for giggles. I had to come up with a nifty name to attract a lady. A lot of the websites promote long term relationships and possibly marriage. It didn't take me a long time before I created Toefungus75 for my profile name. I knew that it was original, and that my chances of attracting a female with this name were quite slim. I was more interested in learning about the person who actually struck up a conversation with me.

One woman connected with me and said: "Hi there Toefungus75...that is quite a disgusting name to put out there for the ladies." I responded: "Yes, I was afraid so but I wanted to be original." She replied: "Well, good luck with that stupid name. You will be single forever with that attitude."

I received similar responses to my profile name for the first few weeks. I decided to keep the name, and was lucky that I did. A beautiful blonde responded: "Hi toefungus....what are you doing fri nite? Candle light on the water?" Boy I was glad that I had kept that name...my date turned out to be a real knockout who had a great sense of humor and propensity to show me her disgusting toes.