I seem to be at the wrong place at the wrong time at the grocery store. Samples are fun for everyone but they are just not that fun for me. Whenever I arrive to sample the fun new product, the food is almost all gone. It is all but a pile of crumbs or a few scraps clinging to the side of the bowl. My delight in getting a taste of heaven is dismissed, and I am forced to dip my my ring finger into the bowl to hope for a bit of something that just doesn't taste right.
I recently asked an older man about this problem. He said: "I think stores put out one container in the morning and it just sits there all day. You might think they would replace it when it is empty but that never happens. I've seen many upset customers who were hoping for a small taste of heaven. They just got there too late and got a crumb. Poor bastards..."
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