Blue pill commercials are taking over the television set. These commercials usually air during ball games accompanied by some cheesy music. The older wrinkled lovers are sitting in bathtubs on some field filled with daisies. We assume that the man has deposited the blue pill in his mouth like a pelican. When the grey-haired couple clasp each other's hands and smile, they know that they will get out of the bathtubs naked and rush one hundred yards towards some decrepit house to do it passionately.
Because these blue pill commercials appear during ball games, many children are seeing the advertisements for prolonged erections and wondering what is happening to this country. Between handfuls of popcorn, they are asking their parents for the definition of an erection and then asking if they sought immediate help for an erection lasting for more than four hours.
When I was teaching, I often had many students ask me if I sat in a field in a bathtub and took blue pills. Some students claimed that I ate them like candy for Halloween instead of the traditonal Tootsie rolls.
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