In the recession it appears as though rumors are now considered true. There is little room for doubt anymore. Once a rumor comes to the surface it is quickly deemed true. This acceptance has reached all circles of life, including hospitals, office buildings, and school districts. It appears as though the last person to question a rumor was a woman by the name of Monica Remy in 2001. She said that she heard a rumor about her boss (that he wore a wig when he went to bed and was hiding funds in an offshore bank). Monica, an office worker, said: "I just couldn't wrap my mind around it. He was such straight arrow."
Rumors are running rampant throughout all school districts too. I spoke with a teacher the other day who had over twenty years of experience teaching science. When Mrs. Higley found out that her assistant principal was actually a worm, she stated: "I thought I would drop dead doing a water experiment first before learning the truth about one of my administrators." The same type of rumors are all deemed true in hospitals. One nurse commented: "I don't think people have the energy anymore to dispel rumors. It's just so hard in this economy. I found out the other day that one of the lead doctors actually is a hermaphrodite. It makes a lot of sense now."
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