f&%*k me eyes...

My dachshund Tramp Stamp gave the f&%*k me eyes the other night at the dog park. The poodle apparently understood the look and acquiesced. When I took Tramp Stamp to the veterinarian the other day, I told the doctor that Tramp Stamp had been throwing around the f&%*k me eyes to many dogs, and she has become an embarrassment to our household. The doctor later proscribed some medication for Tramp Stamp and recommended removing the word N-A-S-T-Y from her behind. I'm afraid that the medication has made Tramp Stamp look a bit catatonic, and now cats and dogs avoid her at all cost. My girlfriend and I are just happy that Tramp Stamp is not giving the f&%*k me eyes to everything that has four legs.