Monday, June 29, 2009

Teachers dating their students

This is another problem that is giving us teachers a really bad name. Teachers across this country are taking advantage of their students, and in some ways they are participating in criminal behavior. Sick.

What would make a teacher of thirty-nine want to date his or her student of fourteen? Perhaps that teacher should just have attended the prom back when they were in high school in order to have curbed this need for aberrant behavior. These types of incidents are so widespread these days in America, and I can only point to one solution. All prospective teachers must undergo a psychological evaluation before being allowed to enter the classroom. On that note, I think anyone who wants to become a teacher needs to head his or head examined for problem areas.

A lot of crusty-faced administrators are now posing questions to potential teachers before hiring them. Some have asked tactlessly: "How do I know you will not be the next molester to victimize one of my students?" In short, we beg of you teachers to get on an internet dating website and molest someone your own age. After you've done that, give them a short homework assignment. Double spaced, bitch.

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