How many adults (twenty or thirty somethings) do you know out there that have shit their pants? I have heard many young men and women doing this activity lately. I am wondering if it is a new phenomenon. My sista, Brent, shit them while running like a maniac through the streets of San Francisco. You see we had just eaten at a little diner for breakfast. I had told him not to get the blueberry pancakes. He did not listen, and hence the shitting began. We were walking five blocks back to his flat when he broke into a sprint. And the rest is well history.
Don't blame the dogs for poo on the sidewalks. Blame Brent for his zealous appetite. He likes to reflect back on that day, saying: "Oops, I just shit 'em."
I confess that I shit them many years ago while playing tennis. I went for a strong forehand and then just let one go into my shorts. Not pretty.
If you know of anyone who has shit em lately, please have them add to the pile.
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