The myth was debunked about three days ago now and it's been quite the hot topic. Hospital food is actually no longer the worst food in the country. Boarding school food is now the sole winner in this contest. While many patients in the hospitals around the country described their food as horrid and wished for sudden death instead, the boarding school students in our country have described the disgust for their food with more conviction. The students took jabs at undercooked or overcooked slabs of meat that were not fit for serial killers or child molesters. They also took shots at the vegetables that were served too rotten for consumption or not ripe at all.
The students and patients actually sent samples of their food to judges in various parts of the country who are paid a handsome salary to bite into these little disasters. There really is a job out there for everyone. The unemployed should look into these opportunities.
We cannot disclose the boarding school winner, but we shall say that they offer a special dish called cheesy eggs, which looks like a pile of shit that has been lightened with finger paints. Just sprinkle some pepper on top of them and that should mask some of the taste.
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