There has been a lot of talk lately about the definition of a dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a piece of dried feces that sticks to the anus. While it is common that humans may acquire dingleberries at all times of the day and throughout their lifetimes, a dingleberry is most notable in the canine species.
This is an important message for dog owners. It is imperative that dog masters keep the area around the anus clean. It is not unusual for a cute little dog to parade around town with a most unwelcome sight on its behind. It is the responsibility of the owner to make sure that your furry friend does not let dingleberry madness explode in this culture. We have enough problems already.
If you see a dingleberry, remove it quickly. With a flick of a toothpick, you should be able to pry it off and set it free. A hammer will not be necessary.
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