It doesn't stop and I don't know how to stop it. You see I live in an apartment on the second floor and there are four levels. Thus you make the conclusion that I have people living above me. We all have hardwood floors. The people that live above me have to be elephants. They cannot be human since they stomp on the floor like a circus elephant would squash an ant.
I have tried writing letters but this has been futile. I have slipped many pieces of paper under their door to tell them to please walk carefully, as they are stomping on my ceiling. These polite entreaties have not worked. The stomping has continued.
This leaves me no choice. I have a friend who works as a clown in a traveling circus, and he has given me literature on how to tranquilize the heaviest of beasts. I have to be pro-active.
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