born in 1980...

I have met many people lately who were born in the year 1980. It was a great year to come to our earth, but now there seems to be a problem for a lot of these 1980ers. Next year in 2010 these 1980ers will turn 30 years old. For many of them they are saying that their last year of freedom before they turn 30 is on them. Many of them are saying the big 30 will be hard--that perhaps their feet will fall off while they are walking to turn on the television. I am trying hard to empathize with these adults, who fear their eyeballs might fall out when they hit the big number. I want to say to all the 1980ers---make the most of your last year in year twenties. Maybe sleep a lot. Lastly, happy early birthday, bitches. Who's a jolly good fellow now?