Medal of honor turns sour...

A friend of mine sits in traffic two hours in order to get to and from her job. I told her that she should receive the medal of honor. No one should put up with such a horror show to make a buck. It's just not worth it anymore. My friend apparently misconstrued the words 'medal of honor.' I thought I had it said it clearly, but it turns out that it came out like something else that was rather appalling. Samantha had said that after she got home she lit up a small joint and smoked the whole thing.

What happened was something that happens all over the place. People are talking with marbles in their mouth, and are not enunciating clearly. My medal of honor suggestion morphed into 'you should start smoking marijuana.' Samantha was clearly stoned out of her mind when I spoke to her later that night. She said that it was all my fault that she had rolled a joint. Samantha did later clarify that she felt real good. I guess it wasn't such a bad thing that a medal of honor can turn into doing something illegal. I thought about calling the cops on her. I'm sure that would solve her traffic problems, but I was too lazy to look for my phone.