Buying bread now not so simple...

Over the past few weeks buying necessary items for survival has become impossible. Going to the store is no longer as fun as it was in 1999. It is sad to see one worker among twenty empty cash registers. Our country is fucked in the balloon knot, and must make a recovery at some point if we are to regain any semblance of sanity.

It is a shame that store clerks will not let me get away with my foodstuffs. There is always a trick question at the end of my purchase. It goes a lil something like this: "Would you like to make a donation to...?" My answer is always the same. I say no and take my belongings out of the store. I do not want to make a donation to a charity. I want my milk, my bread, and box of crackers. I want to make my purchase and be on my way. Does the management not know that we are in a recession? It's best to place a donation box at the front of the store to generate interest in the charity at hand. Leave the customer to his vegetables and fat free cottage cheese selections... Don't confuse the customer at the end; it's probable the customer already carried enough guilt into the store to begin with.