Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Being swept off your feet hard to do...

Some men have been claiming that it is more difficult to sweep women off their feet than it was years ago. Men are claiming that women are eating more, which makes their amorous advances a tad difficult. Being swept off your feet is not what it used to be. The pounds are adding up in many cases, and this proves difficult for some suitors.

I spoke to some men recently about this phenomenon. One average-looking gentleman responded: "Why is it that plump women are always available to do things? The pretty ones are always busy." A better-looking man replied to that: "Pretty women are always getting chased. They may have hundreds of texts a day and the reality is that every man in the universe is after them. They are booked solid. Basically, just take a number."

It appears as though plumper women have schedules that are far more open than prettier women. Although prettier women might be easier to sweep off their feet, it will be harder to do so given time restrictions and scheduling difficulties. One tall gentleman commented: "A larger woman asked me to sweep her off her feet. She claimed she was ready for love. I would have needed a crane to do that and renting those things is very expensive."

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