Love at the coffee shop...ewww

My favorite coffee shop is being threatened by lovers from all corners of the earth. They are taking advantage of the furniture big time. Right now two lovers have their bare feet on the couch and it looks as though toe fungus is flaking off into the crevices. I wonder how often the management steam cleans the couches. I imagine it is not very often.

As the words pour onto this screen, the goateed man is rubbing his lover's toes. They are both staring into each other's eyes. She is talking rapidly with her hands. I think she might want to fuck him right here in plain view of everyone. It is hard to tell. His eyes are boring into hers; he is now playing with her big toe. This little piggy went to market, bitch.

She has a lovely coat of red toenail polish on her big toe. He continues to rub and rub. The enamel is strong. He has clasped her hand. She is moving closer...they kiss. I spill my coffee onto my keyboard. I almost retch, but I hold it back. He is taking a condom from his back pocket. I make a run for the door...