Loud snorers give ladies a shhhh headache...

It appears as though there are many people out there that snore in their sleep. Often deemed an older person's problem, this is no longer the case. Many men and women are snoring in their early twenties. Disgusting pigs. While there have been many products on the market that help with this issue, it seems that most people do not want to address their animalistic noises and would rather continue to snore like an elephant. Advertisements for snoring products have fallen largely on deaf ears.

The common shhhhh to tell your partner to curtail the snoring is no longer an option. The last person to say shhhhh was a mild-mannered baker in a nice section of New York City. This happened sometime around 1987 in the autumn. The shhhhh has been replaced with a more emphatic expression that is more with the times, namely shut the fuck up. Many people are in fact comfortable with telling their partner to shut the fuck up in the middle of the night. Some times a shut the fuck up might be followed by a pillow whacking to get the point across. One pretty woman, who sleeps on a water bed, commented: "Life is hard enough...if I can't get a decent night's sleep cause of his snoring, is there really a point in getting out of bed at all? He'll just have to learn how to shut the fuck up so I can get my beauty rest."