The bathroom is a sacred place. A person's shower is the last place where he or she might be interrupted. The gentle needles of rain soothe a body after a rough day of work. There are different levels of massage that allow for various levels of comfort. Relaxation. Peace. Tranquility. Take me away to another place, mother fucker. Close your eyes to forget the misery of a bad day, a routine disturbed by a flat tire or a deadline unmet.
Sharing a hotel room with a family member or friend is always fun. It is great to play catch or catch up. Listen to the person's experiences. Laugh. Cry. Share a hug. Then wait while that person heads to the bathroom for a relaxing shower. Fill up a cup of water and tip toe carefully towards the edge of the shower. Dump the cold water onto the person and then laugh like a hyena. Your victim most likely will emit a response like: "What the fuck?" and then learn to lock the door in the future. You can never be too careful these days. The mother fucker might have ice cubes next time for a new victim. Those suckers can do some damage.
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